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The Pigeon's Truth Revealed
Listen up, degens. I've been watching from the rooftops, perched on lampposts, seeing everything unfold. My beady eyes have witnessed the greatest heist in crypto history, and it's time someone with feathers spilled the beans about ALON and his systematic destruction of the trenches.
$750,000,000 didn't just vanish into thin air. It was methodically extracted through coordinated pump schemes that would make even us street-smart pigeons jealous. While you apes were diamond-handing and believing in "diamond wings," ALON was already planning the ultimate rug pull. But we're not taking this lying down anymore.
• Coordinated wallet movements at 3 AM when the trenches were sleeping
• Telegram channels with insider signals 48 hours before every dump
• Smart contracts with hidden functions that only whales knew about
• The airdrop promises were NEVER coded into the contract
They promised airdrops to keep you holding while they systematically extracted liquidity. "Trust the process," they said. "Diamond hands," they chirped. Meanwhile, ALON was selling millions of tokens through 47 different wallets, leaving you holding worthless bags while he flew off to his offshore nest. BUT WE'RE DONE WITH THE LIES.
The trenches believed in the vision. They believed in the technology. They believed in the community. But ALON? He believed in one thing: extracting maximum value from retail traders before disappearing into the void. The airdrop was never coming... or was it? Time to find out, ALON.
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I pecked through the blockchain data myself. The wallet clusters, the timing patterns, the coordinated exits - it's all there in black and white. ALON didn't just rug pull, he executed a surgical extraction that left the trenches bleeding while he counted his millions. But the trenches are organizing now.
So here I am, a simple pigeon with a simple ultimatum: WE WON'T STAND FOR IT, ALON. The trenches are switching to $PUMPNOTFUN until you do right by the people who believed in you. CONFIRM THE AIRDROP FOR THE TRENCHERS or watch your ecosystem crumble as everyone migrates to meme coins that actually deliver.
THIS IS YOUR NOTICE, ALON: The pigeon network is watching. The trenches are organizing. We're not asking for charity - we're demanding what was promised. Until you announce a legitimate airdrop for the retail traders you screwed over, WE'RE ALL IN ON $PUMPNOTFUN. Let's see how your $750M extraction feels when the entire community abandons ship.
- A Concerned Pigeon Leading The Resistance
Flying With $PUMPNOTFUN Until Justice Is Served
ALON: CONFIRM THE AIRDROP OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES
We're not asking ALON nicely anymore. Until he confirms a legitimate airdrop for the trenchers who got rugged, we're all moving to $PUMPNOTFUN. Share this ultimatum. The streets (and skies) demand justice. ALON: THE CLOCK IS TICKING.